YOUR MISSION IS SOLID AND READY TO GROW

It just needs help getting there.

I’m prepared to help you take your next steps.

If you’re ready.

Are you?

We’ve got work to do because…

STAYING STUCK IS COSTING YOU:

To me, the ickiest thing we can do as biz owners
is do things that don't feel aligned just to bring in money.

I did it for years, resulting in way too many nightmare clients, unnecessary stress and anxiety, and a constant feast or famine cycle.

YOUR VISION.

CREATIVE SOLUTIONS
WITH A TWIST

If your digital soul-based, world-changing biz is under-performing and you’re over it, take my hand.

INTUITIVE

Magical Muse

Vibe Supporter

Unapologetic

Rule-Breaker

I SEE YOU...
from a ram's eye view.

You have all the magic your clients need inside of you, but you’re unsure how to grow your brand, build new programs, lack systems or processes, manage your team or finances, nurture your audience, or find the hidden power up to take your website or brand to the next level.

Or maybe you have a brilliant idea for a wicked magical course or an incredible idea to help more dogs heal their life as a rescue (can we be BFFs now?), but you don’t know where to start.

It can be downright terrifying to pick the “right” tech stack to build your vision, let alone how to use each service.

If you had a magic wish machine, I bet you’d choose to serve more people sooner than later. It’s why you need solid plans and someone to follow through.

My superpower ninja brain does the work: creating things, managing the tech, strategizing, producing powerful plans, designing and building systems, and other odds and ends.

The Unicorn IS Male Creativity

The Creatrix IS Feminine Creativity

Living with fearless expression, I have merged the two and passionately unleash my authentic, wildly creative, colorful self into the world without fear of what the muggles may say.

Everything I create comes from a deeply intuitive place of sacred inspiration.

A true expression of my soul spark, marinated in glitter and filled with honesty, integrity, and purpose.

At my core, I’m FUN!!!

I’ve got a super unique sense of humor. A tell it how it is personality and super supportive and nurturing nature. If I had to sum myself up in one word, it’d be…

LET ME GUIDE YOU TO UNLEASH YOUR INNER UNICORN™ INTO THE WORLD.

THE BRAVEST THING
YOU CAN DO IS TO
BE YOU AND
ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES.

Fairy Tidings...
I'm Crystal, the Unicorn Creatrix™

FUN FACTS:

I’m a Unicorn Herder, animal welfare advocate, future sanctuary founder, natural animal communicator, crazy dog lady, bunny mama, and proud mother my entrepreneur daughter.

If not apparent yet, I’m a HUGE lover of color, a superhero junkie, elemental and nature spirit channeler, proud Potter-head from the eccentric, witty, and wisdom-filled house of Ravenclaw, sci-fi junkie, and die-hard Supernatural fan.

I’ve been an entrepreneur since I was nine, when I began building computers in my dad’s basement. Tech has been my lifeblood since before most people knew what the internet was, and I absorb new tech effortlessly.

For over a decade, I’ve worked exclusively in the world of pixels supporting fellow magic makers: coaches, healers, service providers, and animal-based biz owners manifest their vision into the world.

With my intuitive, multi-sensory empathic gifts and Aries-led Mars-charged strategist mind, I can sense what’s behind your words and energy to pinpoint precisely where you’re struggling and the next best steps for your biz.

I invite you to join me and reach your full potential.

HOP ON MY BACK, AND LET'S GO!!

THERE'S A MYSTICAL, MAGICAL, CRAZY ASS SHIFT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. BUT YOU KNOW THAT.

You might be starting a new biz.
You might already be making six-figures.

You might be struggling to grow, or launch a new offering.
You might have finally realized it’s time to take your brand to the next level.

Most likely, you know the service or outcome you’re looking to hire someone for; that’s why you’re here.

So I’ll skip the mega-long list of typical pain points and remedies you see on a dime-a-dozen sales pages that all sound the same. 🤯

I’m DIFFERENT than them. I SEE Your Brand of Magic.™

You want to stand out.
You want to be recognized for your brand.
You don’t want to be the same as everyone else.

I can help make that happen!

You’d never guess it from looking at my website, but I’m a pretty hardcore introvert. I’ve blended all the parts of me into my brand.

Fun Matters!

It doesn’t need to be part of your brand with humor and color like mine (because that’s me being me), but it needs to be part of your biz.

It WILL impact your bottom line if you don’t enjoy what you do each day, and it doesn’t show in your message.

You can’t afford to wait until someone gets to know you, to get to know you!

IT'S MY BUSINESS TO KNOW WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW.

~ SHERLOCK HOLMES
TAKE A PEEK AT SOME OF
THE MAGICAL WAYS WE CAN CO-CREATE
LET'S CO-CREATE

Your Inner Unicorn™

GLITTER BOMB INTENSIVES

Are your current

being held together with duct tape and safety pins?
Let me be your crazy glue!

ALIGNED

MAGICAL

CONNECT

CAPTIVATE

CONVERT

If you're a soul-based magic maker: coach, healer, service provider, or animal-based biz, then I'm your unicorn.

BLENDING THE BIG PICTURE & THE TINY DETAILS IS
JUST ONE OF MY SUPERPOWERS.

I believe in Co-Creative Connections, and firing up client’s unique creative spark.

I thrive on finding unique ways to solve problems.

Solutions tend to appear out of the corner of my eye like magic.

It’s been said you can see the gears in my head moving ten steps ahead while someone is still telling me their needs.

When you invest in ME and my Unicorn Mojo™, I’ll take your already super cool stuff and make it amazeballs! 🌈

I’ll bust out a plan to confidently design and build whatever we’re manifesting for you to expand your magical movement in the world.

WHAT MATTERS TO YOU MATTERS TO ME.

Most likely, other people in your niche are doing what they’re doing just because others are doing it.

That doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do for them or you.

Let’s build a brand that connects, captivates, and converts.

A BRAND THAT IS YOU!

You’re full of big sacred ideas.

Let’s ground your magical movement and move beyond intention.

That dream biz on your vision board isn’t going to happen on its own.

Well yeah, magic and all, but no… you will need to do a little work.

Why not do it with an expert in under a week?

I spend time each month keeping a pulse on the industry, what’s hot and what’s not, what’s new, and investing in programs and tech to keep me and, in turn, you ahead of the game.

Unleashing Your Inner Unicorn means
you'll start saying HELL YES to:

  • Solid strategies for growth (an actual plan)
  • Fast tech solutions that you don't have to do yourself
  • Feeling proud of your website, offers, and brand
  • Expanded digital presence and reach

Saying Take Care Teddy Bear
means you'll keep:

  • Hopping around the internet looking for answers, and watching how-to videos
  • Feeling overwhelmed by all that you have to learn to do yourself
  • Wondering what your next step should be
  • Trying new tech again and again and again
  • Hoping your friend's friend is the answer you've been looking for

your inner unicorn™ GLITTER BOMB intensive

Like Mascara on Prince, IT'S ON!

Why wait weeks or months for a new website, brand, or program, filled with major frustration from all the back-and-forth when you can get it done FAST!

There are good and essential things to do in this world, and I want to help you do the ones only you can do.

You’re just one decision away from an old-school Mario Bros. level up!

But if excuses are your jam (ouch!), and you aren’t ready to Unleash Your Inner Unicorn™, I get it.

We’ve all been there.

I'm a good fit for you if:

  • You admit that tech isn't your thing and keeps you stuck
  • You have an idea about your brand but no clue where to start
  • You have identified an ideal client but aren't sure how to reach them
  • You are ready for experienced help in getting your website up/revisualized
  • You're committed to investing money into my time and expertise to get your biz fully launched or powered up
  • You understand the value of letting a professional handle the hard stuff (ya' know... like the reasons your clients hire you!)
  • You know what you want; you just don't know how to do it

WHAT CAN I GET DONE IN MY GLITTER BOMB intensive

More extensive website, member site, and brand projects can take up to 5 days and will have custom pricing.

Below is a list of things that can get done in a 1-2 day intensive, encompassing strategy, design, and build. 

  • Sales Page
  • Branding
  • Website
  • Member Site
  • Courses, and Products
  • Funnels, Launches, and Automations
  • Pop-up boxes, and CTA's
  • Client/Audience Onboarding & Nurture
  • Systems & Processes
  • Team Structure & Onboarding
  • Intuitive Biz Strategy
  • SEO, and Hashtag Strategy
  • Organization Projects
  • Financial Organization, Budget, and Planning

What's this going to cost?

$1,500 Per Day | 50% Due at Booking | 50% Due 2-Weeks Before Project Start

What does my day include?

Video audit of existing sales page, website, systems, etc. --- Strategy and design pre-intensive questionnaire. --- Content/Copywriting resources to assist you in writing your copy. --- Pre-Day Strategy Call (45-min) 1-week before your day. ---

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$1,500 Per Day  |  50% Due at Booking  |  50% Due 2-Weeks Before Intensive   Your Day Includes:
  1. Video Audit of existing sales page, website, systems, etc.
  2. Strategy and design pre-intensive questionnaire
  3. Content/ Copywriting resources to assist you in writing your copy
  4. Pre-Intensive Strategy Call (45-min) 1-week before the Intensive
  5. Kick-Off Call (45-min) the morning of the Intensive
  6. Dedicated Unicorn Mojo the day of your intensive (7-9 hours)
  7. Post-Intensive revisions/ tweaks (up to 1-hour)
  8. 30-days of Voxer/ Email Support for project related questions or tech issues.
** Half-Days are available for smaller projects and design/ website task lists.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!!!

1) Fill out your application below and book a free consult with me.

2) Once approved and the project is defined, you’ll sign an agreement, pay for and book your intensive.

3) I’ll complete your pre-intensive website/ sales page/ systems audit. The audit will assist you in editing/ writing any copy for the project.

4) Complete your pre-intensive homework. After signing your agreement, I’ll tell you precisely what this is depending on your project, but generally, it consists of things like copy, course content, and access to systems, accounts and documents. I’ll also provide some helpful tools to assist you in the process. The success of your intensive relies just as much on you as it does on me.

5) During your intensive, I’ll be working my Unicorn Mojo, and we’ll co-create via Voxer for feedback and questions.

6) Post-Intensive Support. I will create a tutorial video walking you through the back-end structure, and you’ll also receive 30 days of email support for project related questions and tech issues. You also receive 1-hour of revisions/ tweaks on my work.

Nope.

Sadly, my creative juices don’t extend to writing converting sales copy.

I can provide resources to guide you if you’re writing it yourself.

I’m a fabulous proofer and jazzer upper of copy, though 🙂

I will review your existing copy during during your pre-intensive audit and provide feedback.

Great Question!

Our day together is 7-9 hours, but you only need to be available for our 45-min kick-off call and loosely available for feedback and questions via Voxer throughout the day.

A sales page takes 1-2 days, depending on the length of the page.

A website takes 1-5 days depending on the number of pages, whether branding is needed, graphics need to be designed or found, and other small things.

We will explore your vision during your free consult, and I’ll give you an estimate.

I’m somewhat flexible.

My ideal is WordPress, using the Elementor page builder. If you’re on WordPress but don’t currently use Elementor, that’s not a problem. It’s a paid plug-in you can add. It comes with the coolest toys and allows the biggest magic to happen.

I’m also fluid in Kartra, Kajabi, Leadpages, SamCart, ThriveCart, Square, and AccessAlly for WordPress member sites.

I DO NOT work in Groove, Weebly, Squarespace, Clickfunnels, MailChimp, WooCommerce, or other WordPress page builders. If you’re currently using one of these but want to work with me, let’s talk and see what options are available. I may have magic in my hat to make it work. 

Things don’t always go as expected.

I give my best estimate of what can be done in our day, but ya’ know, the wind blows to the left, and then….

If it cannot be completed, you can buy additional time for me to finish, or I can create a video tutorial showing you how to complete what areas are left.

I understand. Life happens.

Your deposit is good for 90-days, but you will need to provide a 7-day notice to reschedule.

If the notice is less than 7 days, a 20% rescheduling fee will be due at the time of rescheduling.

I’ve got your back!

At the end of our day, I’ll provide you with a back-end tutorial video on how to edit everything I’ve created for you.

If you need revisions later or have a list of design/ website/ tech tasks you need completed, you can book a half-day with me, and I’ll knock them out!